quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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