He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have already put on my inside pants.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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