i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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