He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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