of course. lets lasso hookers.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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