Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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