I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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