You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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