it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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