I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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