nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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