Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
