S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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