I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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