How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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