I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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