I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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