About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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