What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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