Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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