HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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