Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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