ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
