The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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