Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude i'm inner monologue high
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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