Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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