BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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