just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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