I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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