im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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