but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
