brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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