If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
NoShamevember. You game?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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