Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bring money and cleavage
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
this hospital has no fireball
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
