Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Is Oprah even human
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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