I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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