No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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