Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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