Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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