The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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