At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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