Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Randomize
