Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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