Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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