she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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