Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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