Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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