worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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