no, he came in my armpit
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
