Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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